Thursday, April 12, 2012

Sometimes You Just Gotta Hide Under The Bed

Everyone has to have a little me time. You might just go for a walk. Or take a long shower or bath. Maybe finding a quiet corner with a good book could do it. I for one say go hide under the bed. I mean dogs do it in thunderstorms and monster are under there. So the monsters can keep way all the bad. Maybe that's why dogs run under there to visit with the monsters? It could be true... Maybe! I would be so shocked if I got a flashlight and looked under there. Seen the classic dogs playing poker but with monsters. I wonder if monsters cheat at cards?

I don't think I had monsters under the bed as a kid. If I did I must have gotten over it cause I slept under the bed more then once. I did it to try to hide from my mom and get out of going to school. It never worked. Even when I left her a note saying sick don't wake me cant go to school. Never feel for my ploys! It must be a mom thing cause I still think those ideas were brilliant! 

Really though I think next time I will see if it works in reverse and hide under there and have my me time and see if the kiddo finds me. Just goes to show you I never grew up and I stick to my plans. One day one of them has to pan out right? 


I know I will stick little stars under that bed there and pretend I am laying under the pretty stars. Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars How I Wonder What You Are... Ahhhhh so relaxing don't you think? I do so yes today is just one of them days to hide under the bed. I am going to hang a do not disturb sign on the end of the bed  and not coming out! An no one can make me till I am darn good and ready. After all it is my me time right? So I am going to enjoy it. *so long as the bed bugs don't bite... or the dust bunnies!*

Happy Hiding Readers, 

The Fry

2 comments:

  1. Just be sure and bring some Twinkies with you...the monsters may want some so get a big box ;)

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  2. wow!!!!!!
    real awesome stuffs u write
    lmao

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