Monkeys In Clown Cars With Taser Does Not Turn Out Well When Ice Cream Is Part Of The Mess... Trust ME!

See what started as something as innocent as giving a cute pet monkey one that would never do no harm something he really should not have. This is the story of that monkey Henry and why he is never allowed to have ice cream again! It is not for his health but for every ones safety!

This was Henry. I know he had a drinking problem and really there is no pics of the drunken monkey without a drink! He just didn't like his picture taken unless he was 3 sheets to the wind. Yet he was a love able drunk so no one thought anything much of this. He was happy and so were we... then it happened! 

That was all that it took to load that monkey up to the moon. He went nuts and he started to dress like a clown! ... not just well badly like a clown... but a real clown!

There was no telling him this was a bad idea cause he thought he didn't have to listen. He was in his own little world. I was sad to say he had become a bad clown! 

The next day I woke up and sure enough he had gone on a trip in the night. He had went and sole something. This something was sooo big you could not hide it! An there was no denying that this was all cause he found himself funny and thought he was now a clown. Yes that is right readers... 

He stole a clown car... Granted i almost didn't do the the right thing and report him... after look at it! It is a awesome clown car! I so had to ride in it. Just a quick spin. Then I called the cops... Though he didn't go down without a fight.. He grabbed the cops taser and tasered a cop! BAD HENRY!!!

So now take a look at Henry as a remind to you all why you don't give Ice Cream to a Monkey! 

Never Forget The Story Of Henry!

If You Know Where I Can Get That Car Let Me Know Readers,

The Fry