I Found Out Where The Monkey's Hang Out

They hang out on the monkey bars. That just proves that all children are monkeys by the way cause they love the monkey bars too. I know mine does... and she loves bananas too! The little monkey. We went to the park today and what do you know we couldn't play on the monkey bars. Too many monkeys there already. I am not talking kids... real monkeys!

I get monkeys deserve to have fun. After all pigs in England get toys. So why not monkeys get the monkey bars too play on... but they could share! Selfish little monkeys don't want to let anyone play with them. They are so picky. I tired to bribe them into moving away but no good. They were not hungry. they had just ate a bushel full of them. 

So we gave up and went home. Then I got thinking if kids hang out on the monkey bars... and adults we hang out in real bars... where to do the adult monkeys hang out. So when I got home I Googled it. An i got a answer! 

A monkey bars bar who would of thunk it! them darn drunken monkeys. They make a mean drunk so I think I will stay away even though I am of age. I like happy nice drunks. Not mean monkeys! So if you don't like mean monkeys. Stay away from the monkey bars bar. 

Happy Swinging Readers,

The Fry