It's the end of the world!!! Or is it?

All I know is .... It's the end of the world and I feel fine! Sing with me! Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

I know I ain't posted in forever but y'all gotta admit this was too funny to pass up. An if by chance all the nuts for 2012 were right. Well you won't be here tomorrow to tell me I told you so so we are good right? Lol

Singing its the end of the world,

The Fry

I think my bagel is looking at me...

I am not wrong!! There is a eye in middle of my bagel! It is clearly looking right at me! What does it want!

Does it want my brain? I mean it is like new cause I forget to use it lots but it's mine! It can't have it!

Wait... It's on top of a picture. My bad not the bagels eye... I was scared! Next time I bet it really is looking though! Just you wait readers... I know the bagels are out to get me!

Beware Of The Bagels Readers,

The Fry

The Fry Is Back!! **100th blog post!**

Well readers after a much needed break in the daily blah that I call my life I am back! I know you might have been wondering did that silly little money up and leave us? NO! I just had some stuff that took me away. I know what you are thinking... HOW DARE IT! WE NEED THE FUNNY! Well so do I so I beat them up and then tossed them over a cliff... I will not tell you what one cause then you would have to tell the cops and all that mess... But I got away! Are you proud of me for getting away from the evil people keeping me away? I know I am! I even rewarded myself with ice cream!

Now that I am done rambling about the whys I was away its back to the good stuff! You know what I am talking about wink wink... thats right I am talking about monkey clowns and funny turtles! So to start this right... and without more delay.... I give you!!!

The HAPPY MONKEY SONG! You know you were totally singing along with it too... Don't LIE! I so heard you readers! You were singing away all happy with the monkeys! Me I kind of think the blue monkey is cooler though... sorry red monkey! You cook but blue is just better. YUP! 

Well time for me to swing away with the monkeys till next time readers. I promise with all my fingers, toes and everything else not crossed that I will be back tomorrow for more silly fun with you! 

Keep Grinning You Silly Monkeys,

The Fry

**side note I DID IT 100 Blogs! I cant wait to get to 1,000 and with yall I know I can one day!**

I Want To Toss Blueberries At People!

Why... Cause they are blue and yummy... Nuff said!

I Hit You With A Blueberry Readers,

The Fry

To Quote A Fry

Life is never what you plan. So toss away the plan. Grab some popcorn an enjoy the ride. Or sit in the gutter with you little rain cloud over you head like little donkey Eeyore.

I love little Eeyore though cause no matter how gloomy and he expected the worst he never gave up the little stubborn arse. An his smiles were so rare that they were wow :)

There is a lot of life question to be solved by the original Winnie the pooh movies/books/shows but newer stuff is losing that part. Sad but I guess that's why I tend to cling to the past. Reminds me to never get bogged down and give up.

So to this reader I quote. Never forget the past as it is the key to knowing happiness in you future.

An on a less serious note I quote. When the going gets tough. Grab the c4 and blow up the bridge and head for the hills!!! Yeeehawwwwww!

Keep Smiling Readers,

The Fry

Gnomes VS Flamingos!!

In this battle many were lost but who won... Well you will see in the pic... What a mess!

You Lawn Decorations Are At War Readers,

The Fry

She Is Back!! With A Bang!

Now I know you all have been wondering and thinking. At least my daily readers have... Where did you go fry! Well in a combo of bad weather, net issues, phone issues and icky head from allergies I left my readers to wonder. Will the insane woman come back with the funnies?? Dunnn dunnnn dunnnnnnnn!!! Yes! It is I an I am back with a......

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡

Whoa the ! Flipped the bang was so loud. An now they are stuck oh we'll. Well to make this short but sweet expect more by the end of the day as the fry has a new iPhone oh yeah!!! An I am itching to blog with it.

See You Soon Readers,

The Fry

BIG Bear Chase ME!

I know that this is short but here for a giggle one of the best movies. The Great Outdoors ... here is a clip from it.

Big Bear Chase You Next Readers,

The Fry

The Fireworks A Oh So Pretty!

I not gonna make really a funny I have had net issues so I am gonna make this a fast post lol... So here we are. I am going to do a mix cause the flyover was last year they did the same this year but this is the best footage i could find of it and I want you to see the best of course! I am nice like that lol

Then the footage from addison kaboom town 2012 

Hope You Had A Great 4th Readers,

The Fry

The Trunk Monkey

Really there is nothing to say really you just have to watch... So without further delay ... Trunk Monkey! :)

I Want A Trunk Monkey! Don't You Readers,

The Fry

The Moment You Figure Out There Is Too Many Of The Evil Mongoose Around!

Really everyone should know by now one mongoose is okay... They are not that evil when alone. When you get a pack of them though well... They can be evil and you just might find yourself in a heap of trouble. To explain this best I will let the picture speak for itself!

That is a whole lotta trouble for that snake. Which I am on the Mongoose side here. I hate snakes! Though I think that many of them would make me thing oh no I am in trouble too! I think you would agree with me readers on that. Mhmmmm Mongoose wins this one hands down.

Watch Out For Mongoose Gangs Readers,

The Fry

The Song That Gets Stuck In Your Head!

So ever have those days that you just wake up and a song gets in your head that you cant ditch no matter how hard you try to? I don't mean it has to be a bad song though some are. I can think of a few that drive me insane when they get stuck! I hope I don't get one stuck now thinking of them! ahhhhhh!!!! 


This one that has been stuck though is not all that bad. It reminds me of one of the better shows when I was growing up. Full House was the best and I rarely missed a show. I can think of so many others too that I loved and maybe I can touch base with that here in a sec and put a few of them to this blog. Maybe get the theme songs for them stuck in your head too! 


All the fans of the Full House show you are going to know this song already but here we go... 


What ever happened to predictability
The milk man, the paper boy evening TV ?
You miss your old familiar friends
waiting just around the bend

Everywhere you look
Everywhere,
There's a heart
(There's a heart)
A hand to hold onto
Everywhere you look
Everywhere,
There is a place of somebody who needs you.

When your lost out there and your all alone
a light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look.

There ya go readers and now for some clips of this show and maybe others you remember too? I might even show you one you never knew of. Lets find out shall we? :) 

Full House

Out Of This World

Charles In Charge

Blossom

Well I hope you enjoyed... an if one of these songs stuck in your head... HAHAHAHAHAHA then my evil plan worked! I now have made you stuck like me. Enjoy the tune stuck in your head! 

Enjoy The Music Readers,

The Fry

Workouts Can Be Dangerous

I am dead tired worked out tonight. I swear it is supposed to get easier but danged if I am not more tired after now then last workout I did. I was thinking how to fix this and ideas to make go faster. I got to thinking... I know they say workout goes better and all with a partner and well that lead to me thinking I want the bear as my workout partner. It would be dangerous but fun! 

Now this might be confusing for you. Why is she saying this would be dangerous. I know it is a bear and they scary right so you keep running from them? If you thought this... you were wrong! HA HA! 

Here is why I said that it would be dangerous... enjoy!

See so even though it could end in injury ... what a lot of laughing I would do! Before I would go to the hospital with the poor bear of course lol. 

Happy Workout Readers,

The Fry

The Couch Is Alive!

Have you ever thought this? I know I have thought this lots when things seem to disapear into my couch. You know what I am talking about. When you change or the remote was just there and then it is gone. Some things never come back. Where did they go? IT ATE THEM! I know it did. That is why I think my couch is alive.

Now my main worry is if i am on the couch will it bite me? I do not want to get lost in the couch. What if it was big like the big comfy couch? The kids show that was on for years. That couch could eat you whole one chomp!

So as I sit here and think... yup the couch is alive and it grows big some times to eat you hole... or just the little evil ones ... you tell me is this one evil...

I say YES!!!! 

Is Your Couch Evil Readers,

The Fry

When Old People Try To Pull Pranks... You Gotta Laugh!

I know that I have done a few shows now in my blogs but this one I have to share. I was surfing Hulu for something to watch and I had to stop at this one. It was Betty White and she is always funny to me. So I stopped and in the first 2 mins I was rolling laughing at it. It is the show Betty White off her rocker. I tell you readers this will give you a giggle.

So after watching most.... okay all of them lol. I will share with you these clips.

Enjoy these and hope they made you laugh! Betty White I hope you do live forever you crazy woman! From one crazy woman to another you are the best! :) 

Watch Out For Scooters Readers,

The Fry

Tiny Toon Adventures Was Great... And Still Is

The cartoons we watch as kids forever stay in our minds but I admit I still like a little kid when I get in a elevator and I have to push the buttons! I have to push them whenever there is buttons to push! All because of the show tiny toon adventures and little plucky duck. I PUSH THE BUTTON NOT YOU PUSH THE BUTTON! :) So in remembering of this we will watch the episode. Thank you Youtube and the person to post this classic episode for me hehe.

There is so many great episodes with plucky and this one I still say EWWWWWW and laugh about. I want to flush it again! Plucky you were the best and here he is in learning to use... The potty... Water do down the hole... lol

It never gets old but really he is not the only great in the show and it was not all about plucky. Even though he is my favorite of them I need to be fair so here first is the theme song to the show so we can get to know all the names.... here we go :) 

Now that we know them all lets put the movie here it is in parts and I know long but I loved it and well if you loved this show you just might want to watch this with me again. If not enjoy the clips I picked and feel free to use them to find others of your favorite people on the show... Now on with the show... With Tiny Toon Adventures How I Spent My Summer Vacation (Now Showing On Fry Vision) hehe

For the rest of it follow the links at the end of this first video :)

Thanks for taking the trip back with me as I remember the past and laugh at how I still use this silly stuff... I push the like button now not you push it! MY LIKE BUTTON!!! 

Push Lots Of Buttons Readers,

The Fry

Guard Gators

I know I have seen a lot of ways for people to protect there yards but I want guard gators. Train them to take out people that are trying to steal or like Jehovah witnesses people. CHOMP CHOMP! I wonder if you can train them to work like a dog. It would take a gator with smarts. An make them so the don't eat me!

I know they make little pet ones that maybe better cause they could just bite and no kill so I don't get sued for death of the people that try to come visit unwanted.

My little guys will get you so you better not come to my front door to bother me that's right! You can keep your attack dogs and your attack whatever you have. I myself only want my chompers. I will come them Larry and Barry. They will chase you down and get you!

You know you want some for yourself. You cant have mine though so ha! 

Watch Out For Gators Readers,

The Fry 

Wacky Olympics With Wacky Prizes For Winners

I know there is some wacky sports out there so I thought to look for a list of them. Then I thought of how could you do a Olympics for them. You could do seasonal like the real but you could do 4 a year. Spring, Winter, Fall and Summer and all over the world eventually but I guess if I was to do it would have to start in the US... Sorry Overseas readers I love you but money wise this could be doable here then maybe take it across the pond... but then Again some of the top 10 are not US games so I will have to think on this.

I HATE THINKING! It is like have squirrels lose in my brain chasing nuts around but I will do it for this idea cause it would be awesome! Here are the top 10 wacky sports of the world as decided and put on google....

1. Camel Racing

Forget horse racing at Ascot. Camel racing in the United Arab Emirates is now the place to be seen. Popular throughout the Middle East as well as Mongolia and Australia, the sport takes place every year from late October to early April. In the dusty desert, camels race along a sand track up to 10 miles long while their owners drive alongside shouting and honking their horns to urge the camels forward. The louder the shouting, the faster they run. But be careful not to get in their way: anywhere from 15 to 70 camels race at a time and onlookers will want to avoid the stampede! Unlike horse racing, there's no betting in camel racing, but, if the sport tickles your fancy, owning a winning camel can be a lucrative investment worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. The races usually take place on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays and, while the morning races tend to be reserved mostly for sheikhs, the afternoon races are open to all.

2. Tuna Tossing

The Tuna Tossing World Championship occurs annually at the Tunarama Festival in Port Lincoln, Australia. Men and women 16 years and older fight it out to toss their tuna the farthest, hoping to win a share of AU$3,000. Contestants can toss the 10 kg frozen tuna in any way they want, so twirl, throw, fling and chuck that tuna to victory. But be warned: the record for the longest tuna toss of all time stretches for an enormous 25 meters, so competition is fierce. For younger tossing hopefuls between the ages of five and 10, the Tunarama Festival also holds an annual prawn toss.

3. Greasy Pole Climbing

This messy and challenging sport is a crowd favorite in a number of corners of the world, including Indonesia, Brazil, the UK and the Caribbean. Depending on the local tradition, competitors try either to shimmy up a vertical pole laden in grease or to reach the end of a slickened horizontal pole without first splashing onto the sea. While grease-pole climbing made a one-time-only appearance in the 1904 Olympics, the biggest stage now for the sport is the Greasy Pole Competition, which takes place every year during St. Peter's Fiesta in Gloucester, Massachusetts. Forty to 50 men aged between 18 and 60 test the slipperiness and attempt to be the first to reach the end of the pole and grab the red flag at the end. The pole is 45 feet long and can be anywhere from 10 to 25 feet from the sea at Gloucester Harbor. The pole is heavily greased with biodegradable axle grease and, to make it extra slippery, anything from Tabasco sauce to banana peels are added. Due to the popularity of the contest, there are strict rules regarding who is eligible to walk on the pole. The event is currently held on Friday, June 29, Saturday, June 30 and Sunday, July 1 - always at 4:45pm.

4. Cheese Rolling

If you've never heard of cheese rolling before, you might assume it's a civilized event. Alas, cheese rolling is anything but civilized. It's a bone-crushing race where people run, stumble and slide down a steep hill to catch massive rolls of cheese. The most famous event is Cooper's Hill Cheese-Rolling and Wake, held in Gloucestershire, UK, where competitors vie with 8 lb Double Gloucester cheese rounds. The first person to grab the cheese wins and gets to take it home. Hundreds of participants, spectators and media flock to Gloucestershire from around the world for this unusual event.

5. Corn Hole

Basically a hipper version of horse shoes, Corn Hole became the new standard for tailgating, barbecues and all other styles of outdoors parties throughout the US after college students in the Midwest put it on the map. A one-handed sport, Corn Hole can be (and most often is) played without ever putting down your beer. However, true competitors in the sport, which is thought to be based on a game created by Native Americans, play in tournaments sanctioned by the American Corn Hole Association. There they vie in two-person or two-team matches, looking to rack up 21 points by landing more of their bean bags than their opponents' on the raised board (1 point) or through the 6-inch-diameter hole at its center (3 points) from 27 feet away. Prize money has been creeping up over the years and now can be as high as $20,000.

6. Buzkashi

Literally translated, it means "goat grabbing." As for how it's played, well, imagine polo but with one slight modification. Both sports involve two opposing teams competing on horseback with the aim of maneuvering an object into the scoring area. The only difference is that in Buzkashi you use the carcass of a goat or calf instead of a ball. These days, a calf is used more often than a goat as the carcass of a calf is more durable. This is a fiercely competitive sport and definitely not for the faint of heart. For a chance to win, both the player and the horse must undergo long and strenuous training. The Afghan Olympic Federation has implemented official rules for Buzkashi, the national sport of Afghanistan.

7. Bun Climbing

The annual Cheung Chau Bun Festival is held on the eighth day of the fourth month in the Chinese calendar. Thousands of locals and tourists gather on the tiny fishing island of Cheung Chau in China to celebrate the festival and watch the bun climbing in amazement. The Bun Mountains are 60-foot-tall steel structures covered with delicious, decorative steamed buns and bamboo scaffolding. Men compete in a race to climb up the towers and grab as many buns as possible. The person with the most buns wins. This peculiar sport shouldn't be taken lightly though, as potential bun climbers must take a training course to learn basic mountaineering skills. At the end of the training period, 12 finalists are chosen to compete in the bun climbing competition. For safety reasons, fake buns are now used to stop the possibility of climbers slipping.

8. Quidditch

Yes we mean the sport that Harry Potter and his friends played. "Muggles" now play it - well, except for the flying bit. Imagine instead people running astride broom sticks, working to get a ball through a hoop without getting smashed by an opponent aiming another ball at their heads, dodgeball style. Or chasing a gold-suited player darting around, carrying a sock stuffed with tennis balls that serve as the important "snitch" that must be captured to end the match. This low-flying version of the game started at Middlebury College in Vermont in 2005 and now plays out at more than 300 college and high school campuses across the US and 12 other countries. Statistics come from International Quidditch Association, Inc., which also hosts the annual World Cup and is considering an exhibition match in London to coincide with the Olympics.

9. Outhouse Racing

Rugged living leads to rowdy sports, or so it would seem given those who embrace the sport of outhouse racing. Found through much of the US, this is a sport of hometown fun and foolishness. The Australians practice it too, though there it is known as dunny racing. By either name, it's a sport you can get a mental picture of quickly. Or possibly not. Here's how it works in one Australian town: Every second year in September, the town of Winton in the outback of Queensland hosts the Sorbent Australian Dunny Derby. Twenty "dunny jockeys" sit astride dunnies on wheels pulled by a team of four to race to the finish line of a 250-meter track. All the jockeys are weighed in before and after each race and a professional race caller is present to call the race. Then just pick your favorite dunny and bet on it, although you may not win as much as the winning team, which is given AU$3,000. After the Derby has finished, everyone joins together to sing and dance to their favorite country music.

10. Pumpkin Chunking

Champions of this autumnal sport can send gourds more than 4,000 feet in the air. In fact, the World Record pumpkin flight is more than a mile (5,545.43 feet to be exact). While Pumpkin Chunking happens, formally and informally, throughout the US, the biggest competition is held annually by the World Championship Pumpkin Chunkin Association (WCPCA) in Sussex County, Delaware the first full weekend in November. The competition features catapults, air cannons, trebuchets and even human-powered categories for firing the pumpkins, and also has kids divisions. For aspiring fans, tune into the Science Channel, which airs the event on Thanksgiving Day proceeded by an hour-long special about the preparation for the World Cup called the "Road to the Chunk."

This would be cool cause would make the top 3 of each event a trophy or medal to match the silly sport. The top winners winning cash or crazy prizes... IT WOULD BE FUN! lol now in closing i had to look for a pic of one of these sports to make you laugh... ENJOY!

Outhouse racing who knew the crapper could be so fun! Loved sport all around the world. :) 

Happy Playing Readers,

The Fry 

Cell Phone Needs To Be Destroyed.. For My Sanity!

We all have this happen and well this time I am done. If I don't start getting better text consistant without mess ups at peak times and bs I am getting the sledge hammer and well BOOM BOOM cell time. I will take that cell phone and make it many many pieces all over the place. mhmm

Take this as a warning cell phone! Your days ARE NUMBERED! Counting down and I will take you you!

Fight Back On Cells NOT Working Right Readers,

The Fry

Frogs Fly Free On Fridays

What if there was a animal airline? Where only animals could fly? What would the advertisements be? Wombat wensdays. Octopus october. Maybe even squirrely septemper but frogs would have it the best.

The reason being frogs fly free on fridays. An the pilots well they would be elaphants cause they never forget. Mhmm I would feel safe with that s long as thw weight limit was right.

I would call it Call OF The Wild Skys airline :) Catchy aint it?

I Want To Fly Free Too Readers,

The Fry

I Have Been Kidnapped By Bunnies... ON Bikes!

THEY GOT ME!!!!!

BUNNIES ON BIKES!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

HELP ME READERS,

THE FRY 

There Is A Ghost In My Bathroom... Could I Make It A Pet?

I was sitting on the couch today and then all of a sudden the light went on in the bathroom. I know that is not huge but come on how many times have you seen lights go on without someone in there to turn on the switch? Yes you heard me right there was no one in there. I looked ... then as I stood there for awhile and it happened again!

I believe in ghosts... do you? Well I wish my cell was charged or I would have filmed this happening. It has stopped but now but I thinking they could come back. What if i did catch it? Could I have made it my pet ghost. Like Casper but cool. lol

What would I name it... Sir Boo if it is a guy ghost and hmmm Mrs Scares-a-lot if it is a girl? I think so. How cool would it be to have a pet ghost? I would so love that!

I know this one is not what real one would look like but I would so love it if it was. hehe

I will set a ghost trap! Now all I have to do is figure out what makes a good ghost trap... an you know who I am gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS! lol

Happy Ghost Hunting Readers,

The Fry

Dream A Little Dream Of ... A Flying Toaster

I know what you are think why are you dreaming of that. Well I blame the fact that I came up with them in my last blog. I was thinking as I drifted back to sleep what if i really did have a flying toaster? How would it work?

The first problem would be the power cord? this could become the string or it could be become the kite if this became a kite like toaster. An in my dream I looked into this of course in detail and decided while a cool looking box kite almost it lacked the jazzed up fun that I was looking for.

Then I got to thinking why am I thinking inside the box. It needs to fly and wireless so it could be controlled like a remote controlled airplane type thing. (side note omg they have wireless toasters! What the monkeys I am half way there! )

 This was brilliant and I celebrated but then I discovered a wondrous way to time travel with it by accident! I made it time travel by crossing some wires on the controls. WOWSERS!

Next thing I know we are flying over people back in the old west and all over. Now I just got to create time travel and then... BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP alarm... Dreams cant last forever but I am working on making this one real. That would be awesome! Help me dream up more to this... or a fly object of your own!

Happy Flying Toaster Loving Readers,

The Fry 

Bookworms See The World

I know people who read get teased and called bookworms cause well that is me. I will admit I would rather have a great book then a movie any day of the week. I can imagine anything cause of my love for books. I love that. I can also come up with the goofy things I write in this blog for you daily... Well mostly daily but I am getting back to it! I promise readers I am not slowing down or this blog coming to a end! I still have pink flamingos and flying toaster to talk about! That makes me think... we will get back to them tomorrow.

Today though is the day we say YAY for the bookworms. The are great and there is more of us now that we all can have kindles. I love mine that someone special gave me ;) Now my nose is always in a book. So keep reading worms and I know I will!

Where Did Your Book Take You Today Readers,

The Fry

My Phone Is Writing Blogs In My Sleep!!

Yes it is true my phone has decided to have a mind of its own and blog all by its self. I went to sleep about 12pm and I didnt intend to blog till morning. I woke up though at 5:30 and my phone and wrote it for me!

I know you are thinking how could it do that! You were sleping! Phones dont type without you pushing the right keys.

Yet there it was in black and white ... What did it say? Well here it is...

Beishx our bfbe we eu j id   eidbehdd  dhd sjdje  ehhdhendkfi jd if jsn jeieuqoei djegw fwd fwgggs he very wgvwvw he uwjs gif cok ugh fdic high hihug k ugh th dj gif sri ugh icy ed if silvio k gif duff sth hfish itch jsuendke usbsh sjduchw hdjsjodu iehshdhe... Then error error error.

I think it was telling me not to roll on it in my sleep and that it is a error to do so. I speed celloneise I guess.

Try Getting You Cell To Talk Readers,

The Fry

Beverly Hillbillies Making Me Think

I was thinking of this and the song went into my head. I know some of you will remember it... lol

Then just got me watching the old shows and well I think I got a little of the Hillbillies in me! Cause some of the crazy stuff looked so fun to me! An Elle May (if i spelled her name wrong Forgive me!) she was the best and granny was so funny! So here is a little taste of a classic funny that was in my thoughts tonight!

What better way to spend a rainy day then with these here people?? 

Y'all Come Back Now Readers.. Ya Hear,

The Fry

Monkeys In Clown Cars With Taser Does Not Turn Out Well When Ice Cream Is Part Of The Mess... Trust ME!

See what started as something as innocent as giving a cute pet monkey one that would never do no harm something he really should not have. This is the story of that monkey Henry and why he is never allowed to have ice cream again! It is not for his health but for every ones safety!

This was Henry. I know he had a drinking problem and really there is no pics of the drunken monkey without a drink! He just didn't like his picture taken unless he was 3 sheets to the wind. Yet he was a love able drunk so no one thought anything much of this. He was happy and so were we... then it happened! 

That was all that it took to load that monkey up to the moon. He went nuts and he started to dress like a clown! ... not just well badly like a clown... but a real clown!

There was no telling him this was a bad idea cause he thought he didn't have to listen. He was in his own little world. I was sad to say he had become a bad clown! 

The next day I woke up and sure enough he had gone on a trip in the night. He had went and sole something. This something was sooo big you could not hide it! An there was no denying that this was all cause he found himself funny and thought he was now a clown. Yes that is right readers... 

He stole a clown car... Granted i almost didn't do the the right thing and report him... after look at it! It is a awesome clown car! I so had to ride in it. Just a quick spin. Then I called the cops... Though he didn't go down without a fight.. He grabbed the cops taser and tasered a cop! BAD HENRY!!!

So now take a look at Henry as a remind to you all why you don't give Ice Cream to a Monkey! 

Never Forget The Story Of Henry!

If You Know Where I Can Get That Car Let Me Know Readers,

The Fry 

Well I Thought It Was The Ants I Had To Worry About... BUT!

I was walking along today. I was walking along and there he was... I mean not that you wouldn't expect a squirrel to be out in the grass. That is completely normal. I would be a true nut if I freaked out at every squirrel and thought they were watching me. Yet this one ... I thought maybe... yet it ran off.

Yet not before I got a picture of him. I think I will peter the squirrel detective. I knew he was watching me.

You tell me do you think so too...

Yeah that's what I thought just paranoid again. Okay I am nuts! ... or am I? 

Watch Out They Are Watching Readers,

The Fry

Ants Are Attacking Me!!

I woke up this morning and I got a weird feeling. Not like the oh crap I forgot something weird... Nore was it the I just had a dream of flying shriners with tuba singing the sin will come out tomorrow kind of weird... Not that I ever dreamed that. Right?

No this was the weird I think something is crawling on me wierd! This is the worst weird of all cause most of the time its true! An really when is it ever a good weird when this happens.. this time was no different!

I looked down where the feeling was on my arm and there it was. The evil ant! It was just sitting there. I had a feeling he was the scout so I quickly squished him. Ha I win! ... Or did I?

This is when I realized he probably called in where to atttack to his fellow ants. An what if there was more scouts!

  After searching the are to my relief there was none! So after abandoning my location. Arming myself with raid and a flashlight. I am now in the closet waiting out the ant attack.

I know that I might be here awhile but its okay... I got energy drinks, teddy grams and time. I will not let them win without a fight!

This is The Fry's Last Stand and I will win! ... Or fall asleep *shrugs*

Prepare For War The Ants Are Attacking Readers,

The Fry

We Had A Box & We Were Happy!

I know this kind of makes you go what? yet when I was a kid we were happy cause a box could be used for anything! Even a fort if it was big enough. So ... Crawl in a box... And cut a door and windows hids and use your brain! Computers make you lazy. Give a box a chance.

I am going to hide in my fort now... And no boys allowed!

Use You Imagination Readers,

The Fry

There Is A Donkey In My Chair

I know you are looking a little confused right now. Heck I would be too if it was not happening to me right now... see there is a donkey in my chair. He has been there for 2 days... He has a gun.. his name is burrito. Why is is holding my computer and my chair hostage I do not know but I know every time I get close he bites! So I am keeping my distance. This blog is my first in days. I have acquired a loaner laptop and stealing wifi... shoooosh don't tell on me!! An now I am hiding in the closet writing to you my loyal readers!

I have emailed for help.. I know the monkeys will be here to save me soon with my gorilla. I just have to wait it out. I will be back and sorry for the few missing days. After all though one doesn't mess with a donkey with a plan. Trust me people he had one... still does... so before he wakes and sends his minions the chickens... I better go... I'LL BE BACK! 

Always wanted to say that! lol 

Watch Out For Evil Plotting Donkeys Readers,

The Fry

The Blogger Is sleepy..... Zzzzz

Well here is the thing. I was tryin to hurry ouchie to getting better. This is not my brightest idea but if I only did smart things I would be boring and not me. That would be like making a clown where a suit and normal shoes. Its just not right!

So I am now stuck to the laying here no move spot. All well and good but I am sleepy. So instead I will be going to dream of ice ctream and little dust bunnies and lil green people that live in limes in flordia. They are friendly fokes.

So night night and if you have a complaint in closing I leave you with my new complaint department... Bob The Mongoose. He will help you... I think.

See You Soon Readers,

The Fry

P.S. The mongoose is friendly... Trust me.... bwahahahahaha ....

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar? I would go to China with a penguin and a plan. To sell hats to sea turtles and learn to speak to them. Then I me and the penguin would take over the world. This would work as the Penguin would have the cuteness to make the turtles go awww and want to do things for them and I would act as the Penguins translator. Then I could control them all! 

It might be a slow takeover seeing as turtles well they not too fast but I could do it! Unless hmmm.... turtles are speedy in water! THAT IS IT! HA HA HA *evil laugh* but I cant tell you what it is. Sorry That would be bad cause then you would take my idea. An see that would be bad. 

After I have done world domination I can have all the Klondike Bars I want. An that my readers is what I would do for a Klondike Bar... TOP THAT! 

Happy Snacking Reader,

The Fry 

Storm Ate My Blog?

I know the excuse that the dog ate my homework rarely works but how about storm ate my my blog? I am sorry but it did! It would of been great if could of wrote it but nooooo

The net being down made me not able to blog. So yep storm ate my blog and sorry readers.

Watch Out For Blog Eaters Readers,

The Fry

A Few Songs To Make Ya Laugh

I really couldn't think tonight but I do have something to make you all laugh. Some great old funnies that I am sure most of you have never heard. I hope you enjoy them like I do! :)

Don't Monkey With Another Monkey's Monkey! 

She Loves The Monkey's Uncle! 

Momma Look A Boo Boo They Shout! 

Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Heard

Ain't Sitting Up With The Dead No More Since The Dead Started Sitting Up Too! 

AND Last But Not Least Before I End this........ 

Dang me! lol :) 

Enjoy The Tunes Readers, 

The Fry 

I Was Scared Of Storms Because Of Gutter Balls

A a kid you ask lots of questions. The years and years of asking why .. why.. why... why??? Well one of my my why question was one I am sure most kids at some point asks. It was why does it thunder, lightning and Rain. Well my mom told me that it was god bowling. The ran is when he is crying cause he having a bad game. An the thunder is when he yells about it then lightning was him throwing bowling balls down cause he tossed a gutter ball.

This was okay till I saw a bowling ball. Then I got to thinking... If I get hit with one in the head it would hurt! So for years I didn't want to get hit in the head with lightning and was cared of storms cause I thought it was bowling balls from god! That is one way to keep your kid from playing in the rain huh.

Turns out though I was not the only one scared by the seemingly harmless way to explain storms cause I found this.

All I could think when I seen this was... An I was only afraid of the ball... What about the pins... Its raining now... I WAS NOT SCARED ENOUGH!!! *dives under the bed* I wish god would stop bowling! An so does my doggie!

Watch Out For Falling Bowling Balls & PINS Readers,

The Fry

The Art Of Being A Klutz

Now most people would say they have days that they are not graceful at all. They even think that they are clumsy but really to be a full klutz.. That takes talent! I mean anyone can fall or get a ouchie every now and then but I am talking like the girl in the movie Good Luck Chuck kind of accidents. That is a rare and awesome talent. I know there is a few other movies and I will try to grab some clips for you here. Starting with one from Good Luck Chuck.

Or like Him... Pure Lucky btw Awesome movie!

To be that unlucky is a talent. On that I have. So I will sit here with my ice packs and relax till the medicine make it all better again. lol 

Be Safe & No Ouchies Readers,

The Fry

A Peaceful Thought Of A Calming Waterfall

Taking a step back from the funny side of me tonight to do something a little different. I know I am goofy a lot but some days I just want to be calm and just let my mind rest. It is like sitting by a waterfall on a calm fall day. Not to hot and all the pretty color leaves all around you. The sound of the water just flowing so much going on. Yet you can almost focus just on the sound of the water. Nothing else but that sound till you are drifting away with it.

This is one of the only things that can slow me down and calm my mind when things are jumbled and I am just trying so hard to keep up and do so much. I know I have said I will do a blog a day but I find myself as it is is growing wanting to do so much more with it and my site. From my silly thoughts to my peaceful thoughts of walking and waterfalls. Just being outside and seeing things as well as the funny.

Just picture it sitting there for hours just forgetting everything else or sharing it with someone special. Really I think it is one of the few things that people don't take enough time to do. Just go and enjoy what is out there. We so often are in big cities and only rarely go and see beautiful things and moments on vacations. I would take back all the things I have said about small towns ever being boring as a kid to have more moments to wander the woods and see amazing sites like this. An get lost in them just enjoying the moment. 

Life speeds up and work sometimes gets in the way of doing that. Yet maybe.. just maybe I will be able to find my way back to those moments I used to have and have them again. That would be my dream job. The take in the little things. Write and take pictures of them and share them with the world. An maybe just maybe show someone exactly what they are missing out by only being in the city and not taking the time to see a beautiful peaceful waterfall or place like that one. I pray that as we build bigger and bigger cities wonders like waterfalls never go away. Store bought is all well and good but nothing is ever like the real thing. Just close your eyes and picture yourself there and be at peace. 

Have A Peaceful & Beautiful Day Readers,

The Fry

A Vacation To See A Famous Grave... Of A Cow

I was listening to music looking for inspiration and nothing was coming to me in the serious songs so I started to dig to the funnies... Granted there is a lot of funny songs. I can think of 20 artists off the top of my head. Then I got to Weird Al and those were the good old days... but that was not it. Then i looked to the left and there it was... The perfect idea! ... yes it was....

That's right .. its.. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota! I looked and it is actually true there is a biggest ball of twine it is in Darwin, Minnesota. So I was yay and was going to say here we go to the twine but then I thought... NO! It has been done... Then there it was when I went looking... I have to go one day...

I want to see Elsie the Cow's Grave. She is the famous Bordon's Cow that is still a icon today. Before Joe Camel, before the Energizer Bunny, there was Elsie. Elsie was the spokes animal for Borden Milk, and she became a real cow in 1939. As one of there cows renamed at the worlds fair to be Elsie after fans started to ask if there was a real Cow ... You'll Do Lobelia became Elsie! 

She is still on the cartons today! 

I Am In The MOOOOOd To Travel Readers,

The Fry