The Couch Is Alive!

Have you ever thought this? I know I have thought this lots when things seem to disapear into my couch. You know what I am talking about. When you change or the remote was just there and then it is gone. Some things never come back. Where did they go? IT ATE THEM! I know it did. That is why I think my couch is alive.

Now my main worry is if i am on the couch will it bite me? I do not want to get lost in the couch. What if it was big like the big comfy couch? The kids show that was on for years. That couch could eat you whole one chomp!

So as I sit here and think... yup the couch is alive and it grows big some times to eat you hole... or just the little evil ones ... you tell me is this one evil...

I say YES!!!! 

Is Your Couch Evil Readers,

The Fry