Tuesday, June 5, 2012

There Is A Donkey In My Chair

I know you are looking a little confused right now. Heck I would be too if it was not happening to me right now... see there is a donkey in my chair. He has been there for 2 days... He has a gun.. his name is burrito. Why is is holding my computer and my chair hostage I do not know but I know every time I get close he bites! So I am keeping my distance. This blog is my first in days. I have acquired a loaner laptop and stealing wifi... shoooosh don't tell on me!! An now I am hiding in the closet writing to you my loyal readers!

I have emailed for help.. I know the monkeys will be here to save me soon with my gorilla. I just have to wait it out. I will be back and sorry for the few missing days. After all though one doesn't mess with a donkey with a plan. Trust me people he had one... still does... so before he wakes and sends his minions the chickens... I better go... I'LL BE BACK! 

Always wanted to say that! lol 

Watch Out For Evil Plotting Donkeys Readers,

The Fry

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