Saturday, June 9, 2012

Ants Are Attacking Me!!

I woke up this morning and I got a weird feeling. Not like the oh crap I forgot something weird... Nore was it the I just had a dream of flying shriners with tuba singing the sin will come out tomorrow kind of weird... Not that I ever dreamed that. Right?

No this was the weird I think something is crawling on me wierd! This is the worst weird of all cause most of the time its true! An really when is it ever a good weird when this happens.. this time was no different!

I looked down where the feeling was on my arm and there it was. The evil ant! It was just sitting there. I had a feeling he was the scout so I quickly squished him. Ha I win! ... Or did I?

This is when I realized he probably called in where to atttack to his fellow ants. An what if there was more scouts!

  After searching the are to my relief there was none! So after abandoning my location. Arming myself with raid and a flashlight. I am now in the closet waiting out the ant attack.

I know that I might be here awhile but its okay... I got energy drinks, teddy grams and time. I will not let them win without a fight!

This is The Fry's Last Stand and I will win! ... Or fall asleep *shrugs*

Prepare For War The Ants Are Attacking Readers,

The Fry

No comments:

Post a Comment