A a kid you ask lots of questions. The years and years of asking why .. why.. why... why??? Well one of my my why question was one I am sure most kids at some point asks. It was why does it thunder, lightning and Rain. Well my mom told me that it was god bowling. The ran is when he is crying cause he having a bad game. An the thunder is when he yells about it then lightning was him throwing bowling balls down cause he tossed a gutter ball.
This was okay till I saw a bowling ball. Then I got to thinking... If I get hit with one in the head it would hurt! So for years I didn't want to get hit in the head with lightning and was cared of storms cause I thought it was bowling balls from god! That is one way to keep your kid from playing in the rain huh.
Turns out though I was not the only one scared by the seemingly harmless way to explain storms cause I found this.
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This was okay till I saw a bowling ball. Then I got to thinking... If I get hit with one in the head it would hurt! So for years I didn't want to get hit in the head with lightning and was cared of storms cause I thought it was bowling balls from god! That is one way to keep your kid from playing in the rain huh.
Turns out though I was not the only one scared by the seemingly harmless way to explain storms cause I found this.
All I could think when I seen this was... An I was only afraid of the ball... What about the pins... Its raining now... I WAS NOT SCARED ENOUGH!!! *dives under the bed* I wish god would stop bowling! An so does my doggie!
Watch Out For Falling Bowling Balls & PINS Readers,
The Fry
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