Random Fry Thoughts

This blog will not make sense. IF you think it should... kind of too bad so sad Freddie. I am going to be random and that's the way .. uh huh uh huh I like it! So ... Have you ever talked to a wall? I have I just don't get why they don't answer back. It is rather rude but I have hope one day they will answer.

How can pants be smart? An if they are in fact smart pants... I want to know how smart pants can be. An if they are... are they smarter then a turtles. Turtles are funny and slow but yet in the water they are fast. Why then do we not race turtles in water instead of on land to really test there speed? That is where they shine. I want to race water turtles!

I think Clyde is going to come from behind and win... He is a speed demon on the strait away! 

My dog is looking at me weird. I think she is plotting to attack but I am ready for her. I know her weakness is cheese so I sleep with some cheese its by the bed and one eye open. Which is what dolphins do cause they are evil. Does that mean I am evil if I learn to sleep with one eye open? How does one learn that? Duct tape your eye open? It could work maybe in a very dark room where eyes open or closed were the same.

I asked the wall these things and it is not answering back. Maybe it doesn't find me funny or worth talking to. I will crack that wall one day! 

This has been a random rambling by the Fry .. now back to your regular scheduled day. Thank you for you time... Night night... seriously your still here? um *turns off the lights and backs out the room and shuts the door*

Bright Lights Good Nights Readers,

The Fry