I Swear It Came Out Of Nowhere!!

Everyone knows that when someone gets in a accident the first thing they say is that came out of nowhere! I didn't see it till it was to late. So many excuses for why they happen. Even the just screw up. This one though has me going how in the heck?

Ever been just driving along and...

We were just driving along and out of nowhere BAM! STOVE! How do you explain that one to the insurance company? Yes have you ever heard the saying it is raining cats and dogs? Well today it was stoves instead lol. Maybe it was a hit and run? Tossed it at the car and ran and they will never know??? I think so. 

Then they went looking for suspects and one was found. They chased him down and got him cornered. 

He was innocent and let go after questioning but I still say he knew something! Oh well the true stove criminal is still at large. May be devil squirrel? I did see him plotting. 

Never trust a squirrel... or a bunny. Just have to add that though no bunnies were seen at the crash. 

Watch Out For Stoves & Drive Safe Readers,

The Fry