Thursday, March 29, 2012

Why The Purse Is Evil

I know I might get a few girls to say I'm crazy for this blog but the purse is EVIL! There is so many reasons I say this. I might just be able to show you I'm right about this by the time you are finished reading. See the purse has to be carried everywhere. It can make your shoulder hurt if you have too much in it. If the strap breaks you are even more screwed cause then you have to hold it in your hand. 

Now to get more into it they cost so much money! I mean some cost 100's even 1000's of dollars! I cant see spending that much on them and then the need to match it the dress or outfit... SERIOUSLY? Screw that and the anger if you leave the thing someplace is bad. It wants to get lost! I think it falls and makes you forget it so you have to pay for another. Its all a evil plot! 

There is even people who think that if you leave a purse on the floor you can give yourself bad luck. To leave a purse on the floor means you will lose money. ITS A PURSE PEOPLE! If they can bring bad luck if not handled right that proves my thoughts that they are evil! Its like not wanting to anger a god to women. Well not this woman! I am glad and proud to say I do not own a purse! An I say try it ladies go without a purse... go nuts! You might just like it and never go back to the purse. Never know you might get rid of more then just that if you give it a chance. :) After all a lighter life is a happier life. I have found this out and I am living proof you do not need one!

If you want comment and try to prove me wrong I welcome the challenge to prove it more so! 

To A Purse Free World... 

Thanks For Reading To My Readers, 

The Fry


2 comments:

  1. I have a crayon shaped purse.. whats wrong with it?

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    1. Well it is a evil crayon one though ... but then again evil is not always bad thing. So it is all good!

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