When Your Squirrel Falls Off The Wagon

Well today has been a challenge. I got the call HE is at it again! That is right the squirrel has gone nuts and fell off the wagon again. The bar tender telling me he was needing a ride home and trying to start a fight! I could hear him in the background screaming. COME CLOSER AND YOUR NUTS ARE MINE! I'M THE SQUIRREL! He is a brave little guy when he is drunk and the way he whips that tail... its deadly! 


So I grabbed the bag of nuts and went out the door. It was the only way to get him to come with me. Even a drunk squirrel cant say no to a bag-o-nuts. When I got there well I had to laugh cause there he was sure enough. Drinking away and before noon too! 

Well I waved the nuts and he staggered to it and climbed in the bag and fell face forward in the nuts. I'm sure that hurt getting smacked in the face by nuts.. but he was to drunk and feeling no pain and yelling.. THEY ARE MINE ALL MINE!!! I GOT THE NUTS!!! 

I really don't know what I am going to do with him. I tried to trap him in his tree but his buddy the flying squirrel saved him from there and in the house well he just makes a mess. I don't know maybe it is time for squirrel rehab for him. Friends Nuts Rehab maybe? We will see but for now he is sleeping it off. What a day! Time for me to go rest before he wakes up and tries to get away again! So this is the end of this blog till tomorrow. :) 

Have A Nutty Day Readers,

The Fry