I Want A Pet Zombie

I was thinking how cool would it be to have a pet zombie? I know it might be a little hard at first to get him to not eat me but I think the end would be well worth the trouble it would be. I mean how cool would it be to be the first person in town to own my very own zombie! I would keep it on the porch and feed it and call it ... Joe. Yeah that is it Joe Zombie! 


The challenge to this would probably be what to feed Joe Zombie. I mean it is really going to be wanting human brains. So maybe monkey brains since they are the closest to humans brains. I would have a hard time finding them but if I mixed it with other animal brains it could work maybe? 


I could see it now... I wonder what I could make it all do. He could bring me my mail in the morning. Keep people off my lawn. No pesky people coming over without a call first. Wonder if I could teach him skills. Like mowing the lawn? That would be awesome. 


Well to end it I see very little down side to a zombie pet... Maybe Santa will bring me one if I am very good this year... I want a Zombie for Christmas! Only a Un-Dead Zombie will do... don't want a werewolf or blood sucking vamp... I want myself a Zombie to play with and enjoy. I can see me now on Christmas Morning running down the stairs.. Oh what joy and what surprise when I opened up my eyes.. an see a hungry Zombie standing there! 

We all can dream right? I want Joe Zombie!


Have Zombie Free Day Readers,


The Fry

The Lost Sock

Where did my other fuzzy purple sock go? Did it run away to mexico? I don't think it did. Really though what happens to them? I never find them again. An I check the washer and the dyer every time I do the wash. It is just crazy how it works. So with this said I want to put a tracking chip in all my socks. It would have to be made washable or in a watertight thing. Then put in maybe a decorative design. This would work great an I don't think one would get lost again.

I wonder who I would get to build me a tracking chip and put it in the socks. An would that be like GPS that would track where I walk on my phone.... That would be cool too! An parents could follow the kids with it. An lost children would be able to be tracked by their socks. Sock Security Chip Technology... It could happen right? Maybe!

Well in honer or to remember the lost socks... I declare today Lost Sock Day!

Happy Lost Sock Day Readers,

The Fry

Why The Purse Is Evil

I know I might get a few girls to say I'm crazy for this blog but the purse is EVIL! There is so many reasons I say this. I might just be able to show you I'm right about this by the time you are finished reading. See the purse has to be carried everywhere. It can make your shoulder hurt if you have too much in it. If the strap breaks you are even more screwed cause then you have to hold it in your hand. 

Now to get more into it they cost so much money! I mean some cost 100's even 1000's of dollars! I cant see spending that much on them and then the need to match it the dress or outfit... SERIOUSLY? Screw that and the anger if you leave the thing someplace is bad. It wants to get lost! I think it falls and makes you forget it so you have to pay for another. Its all a evil plot! 

There is even people who think that if you leave a purse on the floor you can give yourself bad luck. To leave a purse on the floor means you will lose money. ITS A PURSE PEOPLE! If they can bring bad luck if not handled right that proves my thoughts that they are evil! Its like not wanting to anger a god to women. Well not this woman! I am glad and proud to say I do not own a purse! An I say try it ladies go without a purse... go nuts! You might just like it and never go back to the purse. Never know you might get rid of more then just that if you give it a chance. :) After all a lighter life is a happier life. I have found this out and I am living proof you do not need one!

If you want comment and try to prove me wrong I welcome the challenge to prove it more so! 

To A Purse Free World... 

Thanks For Reading To My Readers, 

The Fry

When Your Squirrel Falls Off The Wagon

Well today has been a challenge. I got the call HE is at it again! That is right the squirrel has gone nuts and fell off the wagon again. The bar tender telling me he was needing a ride home and trying to start a fight! I could hear him in the background screaming. COME CLOSER AND YOUR NUTS ARE MINE! I'M THE SQUIRREL! He is a brave little guy when he is drunk and the way he whips that tail... its deadly! 


So I grabbed the bag of nuts and went out the door. It was the only way to get him to come with me. Even a drunk squirrel cant say no to a bag-o-nuts. When I got there well I had to laugh cause there he was sure enough. Drinking away and before noon too! 

Well I waved the nuts and he staggered to it and climbed in the bag and fell face forward in the nuts. I'm sure that hurt getting smacked in the face by nuts.. but he was to drunk and feeling no pain and yelling.. THEY ARE MINE ALL MINE!!! I GOT THE NUTS!!! 

I really don't know what I am going to do with him. I tried to trap him in his tree but his buddy the flying squirrel saved him from there and in the house well he just makes a mess. I don't know maybe it is time for squirrel rehab for him. Friends Nuts Rehab maybe? We will see but for now he is sleeping it off. What a day! Time for me to go rest before he wakes up and tries to get away again! So this is the end of this blog till tomorrow. :) 

Have A Nutty Day Readers,

The Fry

Crazy Food Combos - BBQ Steak Spaghetti Sub

Well I was thinking of trying something new for lunch. I sat down on the floor and looked in the fridge thinking what can I come up with today. So many choices I was having a hard time deciding. an so I got up and I started looking up weird combos of food on Google. I found some that were just crazy! Who ever heard of Cheeseburger Waffles, Spaghetti Subs, Hot Dogs stabbed with Noodles and cooked, Fried egg and Couscous, and Cheetos and rice? I found all of this so awesome I decided to make something of my own.

So I went back to the fridge and I got some pre-cooked steak stuff for salads I had, the BBQ sauce and grabbed the spaghetti noodles out the cupboard. I then made the noodles and put the BBQ sauce on them and tossed in the steak. Then I got the sub bread out. Slap a little pepper jack cheese on it. YUMMY CHEESE! lol! Then take the pasta with the stuff on it and put it on the sub bread and oh wow that is SO GOOD!

I have to say I am glad that I decided to go different with my lunch and I will have to say just one thing. TRY IT! If you like it let me know. I would love some more ideas on what to make next... Maybe something Fried this time for the Fry?

Happy Creating Readers!

The Fry

Do Fish Have Ears?

Do fish have ears? YES! I was sitting and thinking just talking away on the computer when I looked up at a picture on my wall. On the picture there is a lake and I got to thinking. Do fish have ears? Yes they do I found out from the great and amazing Google! 


Then I got to thinking if fish can hear what do they hear? I mean they say that they have bad hearing on the pages I found but do they really? Has anyone talked to a fish and asked them how well do you here? What if they just act like they cant hear well and it is all a plot to get us to think they cant hear? 


I think they listen to everything and can hear well. I bet they spy on fishermen and people in boats all the time. I wonder what they think of the things they here? I bet they think we are weird! An what if you are swimming in the water.. and fart? Would that be like a big explosion of toxic gas to them? Do they fear under water farts? What if a really tall person runs in the water? Do they think that we are giants sent to stomp on them? 


That does explain why you have to be quiet when you fish though.. cause they hear you! I wonder what they are thinking when they are caught and you are all happy and they are freaking out... I want to find out but to do this I am going to have to find a way to talk to fish. Oh well maybe one day I will find the answer to how to do that on Google? Till then ... Watch what you say around fish! THEY ARE LISTENING!!! 


Happy Fishing Readers! 


The Fry 

Who decided what food is for breakfast? I want pizza!

I want to know who it is. I mean how was it decided that pizza was only for lunch or night time? I want breakfast pizza. Now there is places you can get pizza that is make with breakfast type foods and all but I want the one you would eat for dinner. A extra large pizza just for me! Granted it would take me all day to eat one by myself.... but I would love it! An other things are considered breakfast and dinner like steak is a breakfast food and dinner too. Who got to pick this stuff I was not asked! I want to be part of this. My vote was not counted when pizza was not picked as a anytime of day food. Was yours? I doubt it but if the person that decided for me would please tell me why that would be nice! ... maybe Google knows? GOOGLE time ... type ... type ... type ...  no answers just more people asking the same thing! HA I knew I was not alone. 

Well with all that said I will end with this. I decided to go get a huge extra large pizza just for me! I've learned that I don't have to be normal or eat what is the food for breakfast if I don't want to. So if you want pizza go get the pizza! It's fun to be different and try new things. After all life can be pretty boring if you don't let your mind run free and think and do the not usual things. 

Happy Eating Readers! 

The Fry 

Fried Thoughts

Well I have had in my head to do this blog for awhile so I thought it was about time I sat myself down and did it. Yes this is my new blog and I will admit it will be a bit random. I might just make you laugh though. I have been told again and again that I am best when I just let go and be myself.... 


Well as most of you know from trying in life to just be yourself without thinking what in the world is everyone else going to think is pretty well impossible! I mean I try but when I see someones eyes on me I am going to wonder are they thinking I am nuts? Is my hair a mess? Did I remember to check my teeth after I ate that? Then there is the one I get most of the time in my head. I bet they are thinking wow this woman is kind of a odd one back away slowly and run! 


I guess it is to the point though in my life where I am ready to say despite how weird and off the wall my thoughts and mind can be. It is my mind and I like it! I don't care if it gets me a million hits going look this girls needs to be locked up. Seriously did she just write a whole blog about why squirrels seem to be trying to take over the world? ... Yep I don't care! This is me and I know I am going to be wondering and sure I might even get comments confirming that is what people think. I welcome that but I also welcome knowing that its who I am. Not writing to get anyone to tell me that its okay to be me. I don't need anyone to tell me to like me. I like me! 


So now that you heard me ramble my thoughts today of what I think of starting this new blog. I hope you enjoy this and I know that I will! So sit back.. Read an have a good laugh with me as I ramble on my thoughts and silly ideas. An maybe share a few deep thoughts or things I find along the way. 


HAPPY READING! 


The Fry!