Storm Ate My Blog?

I know the excuse that the dog ate my homework rarely works but how about storm ate my my blog? I am sorry but it did! It would of been great if could of wrote it but nooooo

The net being down made me not able to blog. So yep storm ate my blog and sorry readers.

Watch Out For Blog Eaters Readers,

The Fry

A Few Songs To Make Ya Laugh

I really couldn't think tonight but I do have something to make you all laugh. Some great old funnies that I am sure most of you have never heard. I hope you enjoy them like I do! :)

Don't Monkey With Another Monkey's Monkey! 

She Loves The Monkey's Uncle! 

Momma Look A Boo Boo They Shout! 

Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Heard

Ain't Sitting Up With The Dead No More Since The Dead Started Sitting Up Too! 

AND Last But Not Least Before I End this........ 

Dang me! lol :) 

Enjoy The Tunes Readers, 

The Fry 

I Was Scared Of Storms Because Of Gutter Balls

A a kid you ask lots of questions. The years and years of asking why .. why.. why... why??? Well one of my my why question was one I am sure most kids at some point asks. It was why does it thunder, lightning and Rain. Well my mom told me that it was god bowling. The ran is when he is crying cause he having a bad game. An the thunder is when he yells about it then lightning was him throwing bowling balls down cause he tossed a gutter ball.

This was okay till I saw a bowling ball. Then I got to thinking... If I get hit with one in the head it would hurt! So for years I didn't want to get hit in the head with lightning and was cared of storms cause I thought it was bowling balls from god! That is one way to keep your kid from playing in the rain huh.

Turns out though I was not the only one scared by the seemingly harmless way to explain storms cause I found this.

All I could think when I seen this was... An I was only afraid of the ball... What about the pins... Its raining now... I WAS NOT SCARED ENOUGH!!! *dives under the bed* I wish god would stop bowling! An so does my doggie!

Watch Out For Falling Bowling Balls & PINS Readers,

The Fry

The Art Of Being A Klutz

Now most people would say they have days that they are not graceful at all. They even think that they are clumsy but really to be a full klutz.. That takes talent! I mean anyone can fall or get a ouchie every now and then but I am talking like the girl in the movie Good Luck Chuck kind of accidents. That is a rare and awesome talent. I know there is a few other movies and I will try to grab some clips for you here. Starting with one from Good Luck Chuck.

Or like Him... Pure Lucky btw Awesome movie!

To be that unlucky is a talent. On that I have. So I will sit here with my ice packs and relax till the medicine make it all better again. lol 

Be Safe & No Ouchies Readers,

The Fry

A Peaceful Thought Of A Calming Waterfall

Taking a step back from the funny side of me tonight to do something a little different. I know I am goofy a lot but some days I just want to be calm and just let my mind rest. It is like sitting by a waterfall on a calm fall day. Not to hot and all the pretty color leaves all around you. The sound of the water just flowing so much going on. Yet you can almost focus just on the sound of the water. Nothing else but that sound till you are drifting away with it.

This is one of the only things that can slow me down and calm my mind when things are jumbled and I am just trying so hard to keep up and do so much. I know I have said I will do a blog a day but I find myself as it is is growing wanting to do so much more with it and my site. From my silly thoughts to my peaceful thoughts of walking and waterfalls. Just being outside and seeing things as well as the funny.

Just picture it sitting there for hours just forgetting everything else or sharing it with someone special. Really I think it is one of the few things that people don't take enough time to do. Just go and enjoy what is out there. We so often are in big cities and only rarely go and see beautiful things and moments on vacations. I would take back all the things I have said about small towns ever being boring as a kid to have more moments to wander the woods and see amazing sites like this. An get lost in them just enjoying the moment. 

Life speeds up and work sometimes gets in the way of doing that. Yet maybe.. just maybe I will be able to find my way back to those moments I used to have and have them again. That would be my dream job. The take in the little things. Write and take pictures of them and share them with the world. An maybe just maybe show someone exactly what they are missing out by only being in the city and not taking the time to see a beautiful peaceful waterfall or place like that one. I pray that as we build bigger and bigger cities wonders like waterfalls never go away. Store bought is all well and good but nothing is ever like the real thing. Just close your eyes and picture yourself there and be at peace. 

Have A Peaceful & Beautiful Day Readers,

The Fry

A Vacation To See A Famous Grave... Of A Cow

I was listening to music looking for inspiration and nothing was coming to me in the serious songs so I started to dig to the funnies... Granted there is a lot of funny songs. I can think of 20 artists off the top of my head. Then I got to Weird Al and those were the good old days... but that was not it. Then i looked to the left and there it was... The perfect idea! ... yes it was....

That's right .. its.. The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota! I looked and it is actually true there is a biggest ball of twine it is in Darwin, Minnesota. So I was yay and was going to say here we go to the twine but then I thought... NO! It has been done... Then there it was when I went looking... I have to go one day...

I want to see Elsie the Cow's Grave. She is the famous Bordon's Cow that is still a icon today. Before Joe Camel, before the Energizer Bunny, there was Elsie. Elsie was the spokes animal for Borden Milk, and she became a real cow in 1939. As one of there cows renamed at the worlds fair to be Elsie after fans started to ask if there was a real Cow ... You'll Do Lobelia became Elsie! 

She is still on the cartons today! 

I Am In The MOOOOOd To Travel Readers,

The Fry

Nobody Better Lay A Finger On...

I know the saying in the commercial is nobody better lay a finger on my butter finger...

 but I am not that big of a fan really. I know shocking cause i love peanut butter and all but really I just don't into them. They don't make me all yay! I got to have this now! You know what I mean the all excited feeling you get when you finally get to the store all Happy and ...

Then you get it home or sometimes even cant wait to get there. It is like you just were given gold. ITS MINE!!! MINE ALL MINE!! An you cant have any feeling as you sneak away unable to contain the grin!

Oh it is the best feeling you cant help but go YAYYYY with your hands together all excited like a little kid! Well for me that is this... 

That is right readers you better not lay a finger on my Old Wisconsin Snack sticks... or I will poke you with one till you bruised or at least very irritated.. cause they are MINEEEEEEE!!! 

Time For A Snack Readers,

Th Fry