I Want A Pet Zombie

I was thinking how cool would it be to have a pet zombie? I know it might be a little hard at first to get him to not eat me but I think the end would be well worth the trouble it would be. I mean how cool would it be to be the first person in town to own my very own zombie! I would keep it on the porch and feed it and call it ... Joe. Yeah that is it Joe Zombie! 


The challenge to this would probably be what to feed Joe Zombie. I mean it is really going to be wanting human brains. So maybe monkey brains since they are the closest to humans brains. I would have a hard time finding them but if I mixed it with other animal brains it could work maybe? 


I could see it now... I wonder what I could make it all do. He could bring me my mail in the morning. Keep people off my lawn. No pesky people coming over without a call first. Wonder if I could teach him skills. Like mowing the lawn? That would be awesome. 


Well to end it I see very little down side to a zombie pet... Maybe Santa will bring me one if I am very good this year... I want a Zombie for Christmas! Only a Un-Dead Zombie will do... don't want a werewolf or blood sucking vamp... I want myself a Zombie to play with and enjoy. I can see me now on Christmas Morning running down the stairs.. Oh what joy and what surprise when I opened up my eyes.. an see a hungry Zombie standing there! 

We all can dream right? I want Joe Zombie!


Have Zombie Free Day Readers,


The Fry