It's the end of the world!!! Or is it?

All I know is .... It's the end of the world and I feel fine! Sing with me! Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

I know I ain't posted in forever but y'all gotta admit this was too funny to pass up. An if by chance all the nuts for 2012 were right. Well you won't be here tomorrow to tell me I told you so so we are good right? Lol

Singing its the end of the world,

The Fry

I think my bagel is looking at me...

I am not wrong!! There is a eye in middle of my bagel! It is clearly looking right at me! What does it want!

Does it want my brain? I mean it is like new cause I forget to use it lots but it's mine! It can't have it!

Wait... It's on top of a picture. My bad not the bagels eye... I was scared! Next time I bet it really is looking though! Just you wait readers... I know the bagels are out to get me!

Beware Of The Bagels Readers,

The Fry

The Fry Is Back!! **100th blog post!**

Well readers after a much needed break in the daily blah that I call my life I am back! I know you might have been wondering did that silly little money up and leave us? NO! I just had some stuff that took me away. I know what you are thinking... HOW DARE IT! WE NEED THE FUNNY! Well so do I so I beat them up and then tossed them over a cliff... I will not tell you what one cause then you would have to tell the cops and all that mess... But I got away! Are you proud of me for getting away from the evil people keeping me away? I know I am! I even rewarded myself with ice cream!

Now that I am done rambling about the whys I was away its back to the good stuff! You know what I am talking about wink wink... thats right I am talking about monkey clowns and funny turtles! So to start this right... and without more delay.... I give you!!!

The HAPPY MONKEY SONG! You know you were totally singing along with it too... Don't LIE! I so heard you readers! You were singing away all happy with the monkeys! Me I kind of think the blue monkey is cooler though... sorry red monkey! You cook but blue is just better. YUP! 

Well time for me to swing away with the monkeys till next time readers. I promise with all my fingers, toes and everything else not crossed that I will be back tomorrow for more silly fun with you! 

Keep Grinning You Silly Monkeys,

The Fry

**side note I DID IT 100 Blogs! I cant wait to get to 1,000 and with yall I know I can one day!**

I Want To Toss Blueberries At People!

Why... Cause they are blue and yummy... Nuff said!

I Hit You With A Blueberry Readers,

The Fry

To Quote A Fry

Life is never what you plan. So toss away the plan. Grab some popcorn an enjoy the ride. Or sit in the gutter with you little rain cloud over you head like little donkey Eeyore.

I love little Eeyore though cause no matter how gloomy and he expected the worst he never gave up the little stubborn arse. An his smiles were so rare that they were wow :)

There is a lot of life question to be solved by the original Winnie the pooh movies/books/shows but newer stuff is losing that part. Sad but I guess that's why I tend to cling to the past. Reminds me to never get bogged down and give up.

So to this reader I quote. Never forget the past as it is the key to knowing happiness in you future.

An on a less serious note I quote. When the going gets tough. Grab the c4 and blow up the bridge and head for the hills!!! Yeeehawwwwww!

Keep Smiling Readers,

The Fry

Gnomes VS Flamingos!!

In this battle many were lost but who won... Well you will see in the pic... What a mess!

You Lawn Decorations Are At War Readers,

The Fry

She Is Back!! With A Bang!

Now I know you all have been wondering and thinking. At least my daily readers have... Where did you go fry! Well in a combo of bad weather, net issues, phone issues and icky head from allergies I left my readers to wonder. Will the insane woman come back with the funnies?? Dunnn dunnnn dunnnnnnnn!!! Yes! It is I an I am back with a......

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡

Whoa the ! Flipped the bang was so loud. An now they are stuck oh we'll. Well to make this short but sweet expect more by the end of the day as the fry has a new iPhone oh yeah!!! An I am itching to blog with it.

See You Soon Readers,

The Fry