Happy new year 2022

 

Laughter, monkeys and weird winter sports…

 So looking back to get in the mood next new silly post I found myself laughing at some of my favorites. Like the weird winter sports… makes me want to find out where they have these outhouse races! Lol 

They just look like so much fun!!

Or I the other great loaded monkey on beer and ice cream and the clown car…

http://frysfriedthought.blogspot.com/2012/06/monkeys-in-clown-cars-with-taser-does.html

To my desire to have a pet zombie named joe… Christmas is coming… oh what joy and what surprise when I open up up my eyes and see a hungry zombie standing there! Lol

I really hope Santa brings him this year! I got a good feeling about this one! 

I mean I have been kinda good this year. I didn’t blow up the UPS truck this year. No major fires, didn’t steal candy from toddlers, I even saved the last peace of my favorite snacks for my sweetie. What more could Santa want. Totally gonna get my zombie this year! 

An don’t even of think of telling me the big jolly guy is not real… cause I can’t hear you! *sticks my fingers in my ears* lalalalala

So what do you think you’re gonna get this year? Do you want a zombie also? I bet you do! Who wouldn’t I mean look how happy that title girl in the picture is. I want that! Lol

Well good night readers. Sweet dreams of Christmas with a zombie pet under the tree with a big ole red bow on him just for you! What would you name him? 🤔😂

Thanks for reading,

The Fry

CK Squirrel

Merry Christmas!!!

 I have had a blast this year learning my new iPad and making silly Santa Squirrel pictures to share. I also learned to make videos and use new social media sites. So much fun!

So as I say merry Christmas to all you nuts out there that enjoy my posts there and here thank you! I am so excited to use my new tools to grow my creativity on here in so many ways. So if you have followed me before or new to my stuff welcome! Have a look back at my past silly posts and enjoy the new ones as I get them up. Also please comment the feedback would be awesome. I hope to make this into something truly special.

So get ready for the ADD squirrelly brain to take you down the path to what I call my controlled chaos. Lol

Merry Christmas and I hope you get all you wished for for Christmas,

CK Squirrel

I have just one question for you….

 

I know I have been both… 

CK Squirrel

Are you ready for Christmas?

 Christmas Eve is tomorrow and I would love to say my crazy squirrel brain was able to focus and finish her Christmas shopping. However that would be a big old lie! I really tried this year to remember everyone. Wrote lots of lists. Started shopping early even on Amazon. Yet with all this planning I know tomorrow I will be at the store last minute trying to find a gift for everyone with barely anything left on shelves and store employees glaring at me to leave cause they want to go home. Lol

I think I work best under pressure it is a challenge then and I love a challenge. Tell me I can’t and I will. Tell me I have to or should do something good luck getting my ass off the couch. Just not happening. 

Even with all of this though I am really excited for Christmas! I decorated this year and that got me more in the mood compared to last year. I even made cookies… granted it was the easy throw on the sheet and bake kind… but that counts! Lol 😂 

I also have to say with all the crazy things I have dealt with this year like new job, my health, new friendships, stronger old friendships and closer connections with family. This year has lead to more growth for me as a person then I would have ever guessed. 

So time to throw off the seriousness of this year and dive right in to the fun! Time to toss on the Santa hat. Get those presents wrapped. (After I manage to get them all…lol) 

An get ready to party from Christmas right into New Years!

So Merry Christmas to all of you,

CK Squirrel aka The Fry

Hope you get all the things you wished for this year from Santa Squirrel.

Deep Thoughts & Funny Stories

 As I start back writing again it is hard sometimes to find that great opening blog post other then the easy I am back one. That one is easy cause I have lots of ideas for what I would like to do. Deciding on one though is like picking my favorite movie, book or really anything. 

I guess the best way to do this is to start off with some of the changes to my life and keep this post mostly serious. I know bummer but I promise a few smiles and maybe a few laughs too.😉

So to start off I finally found my better half. Never thought I could find someone to fit my crazy so much but he really does. I still don’t know how I got lucky enough to find him but thankful always to have my forever. 6 years and counting just seems amazing to me!

Now with that happy note as I am thinking of all the happy and silly stories of that on to the not so fun stuff…

I have ADD (attention deficit disorder) 

Was not really shocked 😮 when I found out it was more of a huh 🤔 that makes sense moment for me. Lots of things clicking into place and all my scattered squirrel brain 🧠 stuff made so much more sense. 

Was I upset when I found out? Not really cause I did suspect it before hand just never looked into it. 

Has it changed my life? Not really other then few shiny ✨ new skills to better focus that work some of the time. Lol still learning here! 

I love my squirrel brain and I realized it was how and still is how I deal with my ADD. Not gonna say I know the best way or a good way to deal with having it. I just have figured the best way for me personally to deal with it.

So that being said I am still the same silly, klutx, slightly insane, happy, weird and nutty squirrel/fry I have always been. Just a little older and a little more settled in life then I was. 

Settled doesn’t mean boring thou for me it means stable and healthy life with tons of fun and smiles. 

So I guess writing the first post wasn’t so hard after all. I guess I did know what to say. Well as we go along this blogging journey together please leave comments and ask me questions or give me ideas or anything. Would love the feedback to grow this blog!

With that I will leave you with some funny pics of me and call it a night…

Thanks for reading,

The Fry

CK Squirrel

And maybe one day add

Drunk COW? Lol

“What's in a name?

“What's in a name? that which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet.” ― William Shakespeare

So I decided to change up the blog. New logo, combine The Fry with CK Squirrel and so on. So much has happened in the last few years. A fresh start was needed. So same me here or rather me 2.0? Time for more silly and some serious with a mix of some things I will actually create/design and maybe some funny videos of me… we will see! I am just excited to be coming back to this again. 

So while I am now going by the new name of CK Squirrel the website will still be the same.

https://frysfriedthought.blogspot.com/ 

I can’t change the web address cause then it would lose the linking I have built up in the past with this site and have to start from scratch. I don’t want to do that and I don’t want to lose all the posts I have done so far. I feel like I have built a lot into this already and while I want it to grow I don’t want to forget where it all started. Eventually I will be posting on this and a new url for CK Squirrel… got the page already being built address to follow when I get ready to launch it… but for now to new posts and fun her! Here is to new beginnings!!

Thanks for reading,

CK Squirrel

AKA

The Fry

Would A Blog Without Pictures Be As Awesome As One With Pictures?

So as I went to look for a pic to inspire some crazy rambling writing to make you laugh at I got the thought... Would it be just as good a post without a picture? Do I really need goofy photos to make people read what I am saying??

DO I!! Well answer me darn it! 

WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!!

It is not nice to ignore me you know I have feelings!

I'm talking to you not the person behind you... thou they seem nice and all I want you to answer not them... 

Well???

Don't you like me? 

I will tell you that your pretty and I will buy you ice cream...

Wow your mean I'm not even gonna look at you now... I'm gonna talk to the wall behind you cause even the wall has better manners then you! 

HI WALL! YOU ARE PRETTY! 

Well since walls don't talk I'm just going to go now you big meany that will not answer me. You see what you have done. You've made me leave. Sad and question not answered. I hope you are happy and laughing your evil meanie laugh right now you big butthead!

Goodbye wall (ignoring you)

CK Squirrel

The Spy Squirrel Is BACK!

I remember this gangster spy squirrel I seen a while ago but then I moved and I lost him. It was so good that i was free.. but as i was going to work today I seen him hiding in a tree... HE IS BACK!!! 

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!

Yep he found me I don't know how but he found me!! I swear the squirrels are the ones we have to worry about taking over the world. Everyone else is thinking aliens but really it is the squirrels that will rise to power and get us all!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!

CK Squirrel (yes as you might have guessed why I know this) .... I AM ONE OF THEM *MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

FEAR THE SQUIRRELS

This was all a ruse and now by reading this my little mob squirrels have found you and we are one step closer to taking over the world. 

Enjoy things how they are for now cause squirreltopia will soon be upon us! 

CK Squirrel aka Squirrel Leader & Mastermind

BOOOOM!!!

Well this pic pretty much is my week lol. BOOM! So much has been going on and to top it off I was sick but that is okay BOOM! 

Time to get back to the crazy of blogging and I will be keeping this up just like I said I would be and adding to all of my blogs. I'm so proud of me! lol 

So today I have a crazy thought for yall... What would happen if you randomly went up to people and tapped them on the nose... grinned.. Yelled your it and ran away. How many do you think you could do that to before it all went very wrong?

I am thinking atleast a few what are you thinking? 

Well thats it from this half still sick squirrel/fry for today keep your thoughts crazy and your life fill of smiles.

CK Squirrel

Rise from the ashes!

Well I am back at it again!

The fry is back with a little twist I'm a fry still but I am the fry that is actually a squirrel who thinks she is a fry? Come on you know you followed that right? LOL

The fact is I am going to be still writing this blog as fry cause it would be too hard to change it at this point. Yet I will be doing more then one blog now and all the others are going to be under my new pen name for my writing.. CK Squirrel. I like the look of it and I think it is gonna work well for me dontcha think? I do! 

RANDOM SQUIRREL

Well this is not really my normal silly post but I wanted to get one out the way to get myself going on this page again. Look for my crazy writing to come back here daily if I can do it.. I will really try! 

So my dear readers please bare with me with the new changes and get ready for bigger and better! As I'm ready to take over the world!!!! ... Whoops I mean take over the blogging world.. not the real world that would be crazy... right? Yep Yep *winks* 

Till the next post readers keep on smiling and being your silly selves and so will I,

The Fry

CK Squirrel

Zebra Revolution!

I have come up with a way to go on a zebra Safari without having to do all that running around in the bush looking for zebras. I am going to go to England and I'm going to sit with my lawn chair, a cage and zebra bait. Then I am going to sit at the zebra crossing with a pair binoculars and I'm going to wait for that zebra to cross. After all in the USA crossing with an animal names mean that's where the animals cross.

So I would stand to reason that if I sat there at the zebra crossing I'm going to see a zebra. And if I don't see a zebra I'm going to be upset because that's false advertising. I wonder if that means I can sue England if I don't see A zebra because false advertising is fraud!  It's fraud I'd tell you! I will sue if I do not see my zebra.

I wonder how much I could ask for I'm thinking at least 1 million. Yep I think 1 million would just about cover it. Then the question would be what would I use the money for? I think I would use it to get zebras and make them go crossing across the zebra crossing so no one else would have to feel the disappointment of going all the way to England to The zebra crossing and not see a zebra.

I can see it now England zebras at every crossing! 

This would just be the start of coarse as England also has many other animal Crossing without animals. You know what I'm talking about I'm talking about those pelicans and I am talking about all the other ones I won't even get into. You know what ones I'm talking about mhmmmm. We need to take back the crossings for the animals! Revelution! We are zebras hear us.. Funny i dont know what sound a zebra makes... Ooooo youtube... Yes i will youtube that soon!

So the end this blog I am tend to fully go to England to try and see zebra. Just so I can sue England and get zebra at every zebra crossing! Anyone care to help fund my trip? I will call it the zebra exploration fund! Messege me for were to donate! Till next time readers..

Stand up for animal crossing rights of the zebra, 

The Fry

DOG, MONKEY & A FROG????

I just have to much time on my hands maybe but this was way to much fun to do this blog. My dog and her buddies The Monkey and The Frog also helped me out with this one. Here we go.... 

LOL what can I say it was fun day! 

Hope It Gives You A Laugh Readers, 

The Fry 

PLATYPUS ARMY RUN!!!!!!

You may think they are innocent. They even look a little cute I know it. I am looking at this one right now in the in-tell I picked up on the growing platypus issue... So very very cute. Wouldn't you say so?

I know SO CUTE! Yet they are evil I swear. This is what I know. Sneaky little buggers are really deadly and they are on the move! I know they are planning. Here is what you need to know. They are the Swiss army knife of animals. Cute but poison. RUN if you see one do not get too close.. Even the eyes look evil now that I see this one... without the cuteness and the warnings!

You say yes but snakes are deadly and they are not a army and coming to get us this in-tell is nothing but the normal facts well what about this flyer the spy found? huhh well?

Yeah not so CUTE and friendly now huh ... they are making a army! Y'all have been warned. Take cover!! PLATYPUS ARMY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAP TOO LATE!!! I AM DONE FOR........

We Are Coming For YOU NEXT READERS,

The Platypus UNIT 7783 

Signed 

General Flat Billy Platypus Sr. 

My Shoes!

Okay I know the random to my blogs but come on I got new shoes!! You know how excited you get when you open a new box of shoes and its OOOOO and AHHHHHH!! okay I am not much of a shoe woman... I know the horror a woman that does not have 50 pairs of shoes. None of them are heals right now in my closet even. I have 5 pairs and 3 of them pretty much shot and now the 5th is me new ones. I loves them! 

So I walk .. and walk... an walk when I can. It helps me come up with my insane but great blogs. So its all good and awesome. I love walking more then I love candy. An I LOVE CANDY mmmmmm yum! 

So back to the shoes i going to to snag a pic for y'all... ready ... 1.... 2.... say shoe cheese! 

I have to say that I love them and didn't pay HUGE money for them. I am a klutz and well they just work for me. So much as I like them and how rare my love of a show is I had to recommend them! I have enjoyed them so far and well walked good distance without old aches and pains acting up.. So check them out a link is above this by my picture of mine. Thanks y'all and happy walking! Even if it is a zombie walk... BRAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!

Zombie Walking Out The Room Readers,

The Fry

It's the end of the world!!! Or is it?

All I know is .... It's the end of the world and I feel fine! Sing with me! Lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

I know I ain't posted in forever but y'all gotta admit this was too funny to pass up. An if by chance all the nuts for 2012 were right. Well you won't be here tomorrow to tell me I told you so so we are good right? Lol

Singing its the end of the world,

The Fry

I think my bagel is looking at me...

I am not wrong!! There is a eye in middle of my bagel! It is clearly looking right at me! What does it want!

Does it want my brain? I mean it is like new cause I forget to use it lots but it's mine! It can't have it!

Wait... It's on top of a picture. My bad not the bagels eye... I was scared! Next time I bet it really is looking though! Just you wait readers... I know the bagels are out to get me!

Beware Of The Bagels Readers,

The Fry

The Fry Is Back!! **100th blog post!**

Well readers after a much needed break in the daily blah that I call my life I am back! I know you might have been wondering did that silly little money up and leave us? NO! I just had some stuff that took me away. I know what you are thinking... HOW DARE IT! WE NEED THE FUNNY! Well so do I so I beat them up and then tossed them over a cliff... I will not tell you what one cause then you would have to tell the cops and all that mess... But I got away! Are you proud of me for getting away from the evil people keeping me away? I know I am! I even rewarded myself with ice cream!

Now that I am done rambling about the whys I was away its back to the good stuff! You know what I am talking about wink wink... thats right I am talking about monkey clowns and funny turtles! So to start this right... and without more delay.... I give you!!!

The HAPPY MONKEY SONG! You know you were totally singing along with it too... Don't LIE! I so heard you readers! You were singing away all happy with the monkeys! Me I kind of think the blue monkey is cooler though... sorry red monkey! You cook but blue is just better. YUP! 

Well time for me to swing away with the monkeys till next time readers. I promise with all my fingers, toes and everything else not crossed that I will be back tomorrow for more silly fun with you! 

Keep Grinning You Silly Monkeys,

The Fry

**side note I DID IT 100 Blogs! I cant wait to get to 1,000 and with yall I know I can one day!**

I Want To Toss Blueberries At People!

Why... Cause they are blue and yummy... Nuff said!

I Hit You With A Blueberry Readers,

The Fry

To Quote A Fry

Life is never what you plan. So toss away the plan. Grab some popcorn an enjoy the ride. Or sit in the gutter with you little rain cloud over you head like little donkey Eeyore.

I love little Eeyore though cause no matter how gloomy and he expected the worst he never gave up the little stubborn arse. An his smiles were so rare that they were wow :)

There is a lot of life question to be solved by the original Winnie the pooh movies/books/shows but newer stuff is losing that part. Sad but I guess that's why I tend to cling to the past. Reminds me to never get bogged down and give up.

So to this reader I quote. Never forget the past as it is the key to knowing happiness in you future.

An on a less serious note I quote. When the going gets tough. Grab the c4 and blow up the bridge and head for the hills!!! Yeeehawwwwww!

Keep Smiling Readers,

The Fry