I have come up with a way to go on a zebra Safari without having to do all that running around in the bush looking for zebras. I am going to go to England and I'm going to sit with my lawn chair, a cage and zebra bait. Then I am going to sit at the zebra crossing with a pair binoculars and I'm going to wait for that zebra to cross. After all in the USA crossing with an animal names mean that's where the animals cross.
So I would stand to reason that if I sat there at the zebra crossing I'm going to see a zebra. And if I don't see a zebra I'm going to be upset because that's false advertising. I wonder if that means I can sue England if I don't see A zebra because false advertising is fraud! It's fraud I'd tell you! I will sue if I do not see my zebra.
I wonder how much I could ask for I'm thinking at least 1 million. Yep I think 1 million would just about cover it. Then the question would be what would I use the money for? I think I would use it to get zebras and make them go crossing across the zebra crossing so no one else would have to feel the disappointment of going all the way to England to The zebra crossing and not see a zebra.
I can see it now England zebras at every crossing!
This would just be the start of coarse as England also has many other animal Crossing without animals. You know what I'm talking about I'm talking about those pelicans and I am talking about all the other ones I won't even get into. You know what ones I'm talking about mhmmmm. We need to take back the crossings for the animals! Revelution! We are zebras hear us.. Funny i dont know what sound a zebra makes... Ooooo youtube... Yes i will youtube that soon!
So the end this blog I am tend to fully go to England to try and see zebra. Just so I can sue England and get zebra at every zebra crossing! Anyone care to help fund my trip? I will call it the zebra exploration fund! Messege me for were to donate! Till next time readers..
Stand up for animal crossing rights of the zebra,
The Fry
