You may think they are innocent. They even look a little cute I know it. I am looking at this one right now in the in-tell I picked up on the growing platypus issue... So very very cute. Wouldn't you say so?
I know SO CUTE! Yet they are evil I swear. This is what I know. Sneaky little buggers are really deadly and they are on the move! I know they are planning. Here is what you need to know. They are the Swiss army knife of animals. Cute but poison. RUN if you see one do not get too close.. Even the eyes look evil now that I see this one... without the cuteness and the warnings!
You say yes but snakes are deadly and they are not a army and coming to get us this in-tell is nothing but the normal facts well what about this flyer the spy found? huhh well?
Yeah not so CUTE and friendly now huh ... they are making a army! Y'all have been warned. Take cover!! PLATYPUS ARMY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAP TOO LATE!!! I AM DONE FOR........
We Are Coming For YOU NEXT READERS,
The Platypus UNIT 7783
Signed
General Flat Billy Platypus Sr.